Anonymous's definitions

Rams

A horrible disease that monkeys and gay men get. Ive got the Rams, ah crap!!!

by Anonymous April 13, 2006

spamotula

The act of lubing any person's anus with a spam.

"I have a food fetish, so before I ate her ass, I spamotulated it!" says John.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

quiz

Definitions:

1) noun. something that you don't need to care for

2) verb. save you from 59%

Samples of use:

1) Relax! It's just a quiz.

2) Oh no! I have to quiz it right.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003