Anonymous's definitions

DarkSim

The ultimate simulant. In seconds it will have the best weapon, then it will home in on your exact position, and proceed to kill you, almost always achieving the headshot.

"Damn darksims killed me again!"

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

friend

a close friend that'll tell you many things and hang out alot

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

ironic

That a song about things which are ironic makes no mention of any things which are, in fact, ironic.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Ducks in a row

To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly

If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

spaghetto

Its spaghetti, only ghetto!

Mmmm...spaghetto...

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

urbanedictionary.com

A website much like urbandictionary.com, except without idiotic, vulgar, or simply worthless definitions. In other words, a website which does not exist.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003