Anonymous's definitions

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

poos

1. Frequent and watery bowel movements
2. Looseness of the bowels
3. Diarrhea
4. Shits
5. Main ingredient in a Doo Doo Pie

Q: Why isn't Nancy at work today?
A: Oh, She ate some bad sushis and now she got the poos.

by Anonymous April 17, 2005

sex pistol

a penis

"i shot off a round from my sex pistol last night"

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Addiego

Some gay dude-Jacob Shreiber

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

ringmaster

the 2nd jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

sympathy

to like somebody

by Anonymous August 29, 2003