Anonymous's definitions

ping

In Magic: The Gathering, the act of using a creature's ability to inflict one point of damage.

I'll ping the taunting elf for one to kill it.

by Anonymous June 9, 2004

harpoon[gameop]

Harpoon is a faggot fucking cock smoking shit pushing fudge packing arse raping man-loving cumstick pindicked wankerhead.

*** Join: "User"
<User> Hi everyone
<HarpoonGameOp> I wouldnt use language like that if I were you.
<ChanServ> User was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Anonymous March 5, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

popular girls

spoiled rich girls with new clothes.

Leroy had all the popular girls peeping around corners at him.

by anonymous March 4, 2005

executive

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

gwen

adj. describing an attractive female
named after Gwen Stefani

Man, that girl at the club was so gwen!

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

FYM

Fuck Your Mouth.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003