monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

short

outta luck

look if you ain't got the money you're just short

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

plankpusher

skater, board rider

tony hawk is a fucking plank boarder

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

rag head

See diaper head

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

by Anonymous April 10, 2006

gub

small goat

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

jeet

Cool, sweet, elite, nice

your car sounds jeet

by Anonymous January 14, 2003