Definitions by Anonymous
corporation
Entity that can, and usually does, abuse its employees, investors, and customers. Led by individuals called executives, who care only about playing golf, porking each other's trophy wives, and lining their own pockets.
corporation by Anonymous October 6, 2003
stock market
The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.
Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.
stock market by Anonymous October 6, 2003
rustybeefneedle
rustybeefneedle by Anonymous October 6, 2003
Republican
1) Somebody who's never been unemployed (or else is so rich that they've never needed a job.) Someone who's never been without health insurance.
2) Someone who's so sanctimonious and prissy that they'll never get laid - so he/she is against sex, contraceptives, and abortion.
3) Someone who's an unpopular loser who never had a day of fun in his/her life, unless it was bullying other people. So he/she is against anything fun (drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll.)
4) Someone who buys a big, expensive house in a fancy neighborhood, and then whines about paying high taxes.
2) Someone who's so sanctimonious and prissy that they'll never get laid - so he/she is against sex, contraceptives, and abortion.
3) Someone who's an unpopular loser who never had a day of fun in his/her life, unless it was bullying other people. So he/she is against anything fun (drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll.)
4) Someone who buys a big, expensive house in a fancy neighborhood, and then whines about paying high taxes.
Republican by Anonymous October 6, 2003
welfare
Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.