sigfried and roy

Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Sista Myth

The greatest theatre teacher.
A super lady.

Sista Myth is the greatest. Don't hate.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

hardboiled eggs

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru

Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

mudsex

to participate in sexual conversation on a multiple user domain.

Im sorrym I was having Mudsex

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

tragic

Something very sad.

It was very tragic when Aaliyah, the most beautiful angel to ever walk this earth, died in that horrible plane crash. R.I.P. Aaliyah.

by Anonymous July 08, 2003

fan boy

see fanboy.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

A fatal attraction

When you sleep with someone only to wish that you could kill yourself in the morning.

Don't do it, bro. She's a fatal attraction waiting to happen.

by Anonymous November 04, 2003