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pyed

1. To have been annoyed by a dumb bastard.

2. When semen is forced out of a mans asshole by way of passing gas on to a piece of furniture.
1. Yeah, that guy was over at B's desk and pyed him about EQ for over an hour.

2. I took it in the ass for six hours and then pyed old boy's sofa.
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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mile high club

having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.
I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!
by Anonymous October 14, 2004
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turnt-turns

Another word for breast, tiddies, or boobs.
"Here comes your mom! Hurry up, and cover your turnt-turns up!"
by Anonymous May 15, 2004
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If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you

If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.
What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?
by anonymous April 21, 2021
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Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.
Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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paedophile

An often misused word to refer to both Child-Lovers, and Child-Abusers alike.

In its original meaning, it simply meant to be attracted to children (paedo).

However, this term has been blatantly abused, and now blankets both those who like to make the world a better place for kids, and those who only seek their own desires, at the harm of kids.

The former should not be blamed for what the later should be caught and severely punished for.
A: "Paedophiles are Sick Scum and should die"

B: "But then, who would teach the children's classes, help those unruly, and run children's charities?"

A: "Those who HATE children! Like me"
by anonymous December 12, 2003
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