dogs in the tub

When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.

I had my dogs in the tub last night and my bitch farted all over my nuts.

by anonymous January 26, 2004

Rub-Down

To rub/stroke someone to cause them pleasure, see massage, foreplay

I gave my ex a good rub-down because I missed her so goddam much.

by anonymous January 30, 2004

UT

Something you say when somebody says or does something extremely stupid or tells a really stupid joke.

Person 1: You're a piglet!
Person 2: Piglet?? UT!

Person 1: You're a commom sense-impared person!
Person 2: UT!!!

by anonymous December 30, 2003

fortuna

The female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces."

Oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!

by anonymous November 20, 2004

waez

player of the cee-ess but does not know how to play, usually on bottom of scoreboard

waez 0 - 11

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

escuro

Somebody of low intelectual status, or of low popularity.

He's a bit of an escuro, isn't he.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

little man in the boat

A clitoris. It looks like a little man in a boat. AKA little boy in the boat

by Anonymous March 25, 2003