your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

happiness

Something man doesn't know until he's married. Then it's too late.

John went and got married. R.I.P., chance of him finding happiness.

by anonymous April 05, 2005

nexus

odd lookin mook

dude did you see that nexus

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

kvadd

An extremly cool person :D
host for www.xellow.nu

kvadd is cool

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

uboot

old birds hook up with tweeny lads

cazza111 - nothing more needs saying...

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

cokehead

Someone who physically depends on cocaine.

John is a cokehead. That's why he's crazy.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Cum fiend

Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl

Man, that girl is a cum fiend.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003