Definitions by Anonymous 

spotted owl 

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

spotted owl by Anonymous October 24, 2003

a fifth 

a weak ass bottle of alcohol that couldn't get a silly bitch drunk!!!

"a fifth? shit man what am i a silly bitch?"

a fifth by Anonymous October 24, 2003

thwate 

complete pillock

U are an utter thwate

thwate by Anonymous October 24, 2003

pwnd 

PWND means OWNED nothing more, lazy gamers made up the word ok ?

I owned you
o PWND you

pwnd by Anonymous October 24, 2003

bend a bar 

1: Take a wank
2: Take a piss

B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.

bend a bar by Anonymous October 24, 2003

NMM 

Nude Mutual Massage

NMM by Anonymous October 24, 2003

finger blasting

The art of exploding your finger with the most amount of mess everywhere.

i had a finger blast the other day, my friend looks like a member of the yakuza

finger blasting by Anonymous October 24, 2003