Anony. Res's definitions

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

Piano Chan

MeiAIDs' ultimate waifu.

"Unintelligible sheep noises"
- Piano Chan

by Anony. Res September 14, 2023

Ralph Sepe

Sexy writer director born in Queens, New York. Typically known by his YouTuber alias, Ralphthemoviemaker. Winner of 2015 Emerging Filmmaker Award. Has written 8 movies, according to IMDb.

Famous Quotes:

"Destiny can you rub your clit against the waffle maker? Thank you."

"I'm happier than a pedophile in a daycare."

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."

"Well executed? You thought this movie was well executed? Who paid you to write this? I hope YOU get fucking executed! YOU WHORE!"

- Ralph Sepe

by Anony. Res June 28, 2023

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023

Kirþorn

Short for Kirby Pornography. The thorn symbol (þ) within the word is supposed to combine the letters "b" and "p."

"Bro, I wanked to so much Kirþorn."

by Anony. Res November 30, 2023

Math

The coolest thing that everyone hates.

According to Mr. Incredible, it's math.

I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023