brown noser

Brown nosing, an alternative to a suck up. When someone attention seeks by over complimenting another, without critisizing them.

This conjurs the mental image of putting your nose through a anus, which termed a brown noser.
"But they won't be interested in talking to you if you just brown nose them."
by Anonymous January 07, 2005
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turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
by Anonymous December 25, 2009
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Mafia

by anonymous April 27, 2004
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skittles

A horrible disease that can cause sudden loss of bowel control.
Coach I got the skittles.
by Anonymous May 16, 2004
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sext

I sext that girl.
by Anonymous February 19, 2004
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George W. Bush

A great man and political leader. Stands by his country through its trials and tribulations and is a guiding light through times of dark uncertain dispair. Our President
by anonymous May 12, 2004
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kundiff

synonym for cad, a man with no respect for anyone but himself
If I ever see that egotisitical kundiff again I'll kick his ass
by anonymous September 28, 2003
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