fud

Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.
"The SCO case versus Linux is FUD, plain and simple."
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
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SomeBuddy

A thoughtful human being which enjoys simulating pokemon matches
Somebuddy likes his pottery.
by anonymous May 23, 2004
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Logic

Logic: A system of reasoning.

Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.
Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.
Leviathan was at his best today, attempting to defy logic.
by anonymous June 12, 2004
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fart

i bent over and ripped a massive fart
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Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.
When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.
by Anonymous December 05, 2004
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Valentine's Day

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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achyfi

A stunningly beautiful woman who unflaccitates all the guys she meets.
by Anonymous May 06, 2005
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