AnonYMous's definitions

ardiisanarsewipe

Ardi is an arse wipe

adam... your a complete and utter ardiisanarsewipe

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cowch

An object which cows sit on.

by Anonymous December 28, 2002

Ghostdog

an ugly stud who fingers himself

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

voltage

A drunken welshman who likes to ride his bicycle

F**k me you ride like a voltage

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Lump On

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

"Lump on, you cunt"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

solipsism

The philosophical theory that one is the only person that actually exists, and everything else is constructed as a result of their imagination, including everybody they know and everything that's ever happened. In other words, it's an excuse to be a complete arsehole.

John loves solipsism. He's a complete arsehole.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003