fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

bitch

An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.

"He is *so* her bitch."
"How can you tell?"
"He's wearing plaid."

by Anon. May 08, 2003

Skeem

To Skeem is to smoke marijauana habitually

Nick is a fucking skeemer
Wanna go skeemin'?

by anon. July 18, 2003

F.O.B.

A derogatory adjective for Asians who are "Fresh Off the Boat." It is also commonly used for rich kids from Hong Kong who immigrate to another country and stick together only speaking Cantonese. They often dress in the most expensive clothing possible and favour BMW 325s and Mercedes SLKs. These are further appointed with a variety of Hello Kitty(TM) or other Japanese cute-and-cuddlies. They often have really bizarre english names taken from they think "sounds cool."

"Man that Lancelot Cheung is such an FOB."

by anon. March 26, 2003

milf

Mom I'd Love to Fuck

How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!

by Anon. January 03, 2004