Anna Lynn Sanders's definitions
There are 10 types of family
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 2, 2010
Get the Familymug. 1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.
2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher
3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher
3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"
"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"
"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"
"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"
"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"
"Classmates can be really annoying!"
"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"
"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"
"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"
"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"
"Classmates can be really annoying!"
by Anna Lynn Sanders May 13, 2010
Get the Classmatesmug. The most retarded show in the history of shows, is actually a show within a show called Sonny with a chance. Its about this dickhead named McKenzie and his whore of a girlfriend Chloe, and the fact that their love is "forbidden" probably because he is her fucking brother *spoiler*
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
Get the McKenzie fallsmug. 1.
Your parent's female cat.
If your parents paid for it, its your catsister.
If you paid for it, its your cat.
If your sibling paid for it, its your niece-kitten.
2.
A short, convienient way to say "The cat my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their cat because they paid for it. I call it my cat sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So shes like my sister except for the fact that she is a cat."
3.
A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.
4.
Cat + sister = your sister thats also a cat. DUH RETARD SO OBVIOUS
Your parent's female cat.
If your parents paid for it, its your catsister.
If you paid for it, its your cat.
If your sibling paid for it, its your niece-kitten.
2.
A short, convienient way to say "The cat my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their cat because they paid for it. I call it my cat sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So shes like my sister except for the fact that she is a cat."
3.
A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.
4.
Cat + sister = your sister thats also a cat. DUH RETARD SO OBVIOUS
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
Get the catsistermug. 1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.
2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
1.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.
2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.
3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.
2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.
3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
Get the Adoptive sympathymug. 1.
Your parent's male rabbit.
If your parents paid for it, its your bunny brother.
If you paid for it, its your bunny.
If your sibling paid for it, its your nephew-bunny.
2.
A short, convienient way to say "The bunny my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their bunny because they paid for it. I call it my bunny sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So hes like my brother except for the fact that he is a bunny."
3.
A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.
4.
Bunny + Brother = He is a bunny and he is your brother.
Your parent's male rabbit.
If your parents paid for it, its your bunny brother.
If you paid for it, its your bunny.
If your sibling paid for it, its your nephew-bunny.
2.
A short, convienient way to say "The bunny my parents adopted for me, but its still technically their bunny because they paid for it. I call it my bunny sometimes but my parents pay for all of her stuff. So hes like my brother except for the fact that he is a bunny."
3.
A wonderful compound word that is easy to understand even if you didn't look it up on urbandictionary.
4.
Bunny + Brother = He is a bunny and he is your brother.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
Get the bunny brothermug. A female who doesn't share BOTH her parents with another girl. If a girl has only brothers, shes an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.
by Anna Lynn Sanders May 22, 2010
Get the Only daughtermug.