Guy 1: Have you seen the bathroom?
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(n.) A pet name for the penis, taken from that of the dinosaur Pterodactyl
(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak
(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak
Kim: I finally saw Josh's penis last night
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010