Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

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Pterocockdyl

(n.) A pet name for the penis, taken from that of the dinosaur Pterodactyl

(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak

Kim: I finally saw Josh's penis last night
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

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Substance Toddler

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

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Donut Holder

(n.) A cop's penis.

Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

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Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.

Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

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