Ankylosaurus's definitions
Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Chicken of the Pantsmug. (n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Ass Sweatermug. Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Dentist Appointmentmug. (n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Pile of Assmug. (n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
by Ankylosaurus March 5, 2012
Get the Big League Chewmug. (n.) A pet name for the penis, taken from that of the dinosaur Pterodactyl
(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak
(n.) A penis resembling that of a prehistoric bird's beak
Kim: I finally saw Josh's penis last night
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!
Amy: Really?! Was it big?
Kim: Well...it wasn't so much as big as....oddly shaped. It looked like a bird's beak...
Amy: Pterocockdyl!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Pterocockdylmug. (v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Get the Cradlemug.