Definitions by Ankylosaurus
Cradle
(v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
Cradle by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Brown Lasso
(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Brown Lasso by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Pile of Ass
Pile of Ass by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Boobnana
Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.
Boobnana by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
Ass Sweater
(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
Ass Sweater by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Molasshole
(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."
1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.
2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?
Molasshole by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Chicken of the Pants
Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?
Chicken of the Pants by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010