Ankylosaurus's definitions

Grand Slam

(n.) The act of combining Cradle and Upper Deck, thus ruining a toilet completely.

Guy 1: Have you seen the bathroom?
Guy 2: No what happened to it?
Guy 1: Someone destroyed it...with shit. They cradled it AND upper decked it.
Guy 1: THE GRAND SLAMMMM

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.

Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Pile of Ass

(n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.

Dave: It smells so fucking bad!
Charley: Yeah no shit! It smells like a pile of ass in here!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Boobnana

(n.) Breasts or boobs that resemble bananas sloping downwards; boobs that resemble ski slopes

Guy 1: Look at that girl over there! Fuckin' gross! Her tits are sagging like no one's business.
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! Those are definitely boobnanas.

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010