Pile of Ass

(n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.

Dave: It smells so fucking bad!
Charley: Yeah no shit! It smells like a pile of ass in here!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 22, 2010