Definitions by Angus McCracken

Peek-a-Boo 

What you imagine your hemorrhoids saying after a long day on your feet.

Honey where is the Preperation H? My dam hemorrhoids are playing peek-a-boo again.

Peek-a-Boo by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Skeeze 

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

Skeeze by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020

Parking the Porpoise 

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

Parking the Porpoise by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Dart Team Goalie 

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.

Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.

Dart Team Goalie by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Brake Stand 

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

Brake Stand by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

Gumby by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020

Cooking From Scratch 

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

Cooking From Scratch by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020