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What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
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by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the I would use her shit for toothpaste mug.A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020
Get the Tip to Taint mug.Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Purple Headed Darth Vader mug.The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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