Angus McCracken's definitions

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.

by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.

Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Afgrandmastan

What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.

Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.

by Angus McCracken February 13, 2021

Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.

Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020