Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.

(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.

by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020

Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020

Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Pass the Grey Poupon

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.

Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020