Angus McCracken's definitions

Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.

Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.

I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.

by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020