Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020

Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020

The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Noun - Typically only found at New Years and other festive occasions where one has forgotten their butt plug but substitutes by inserting a plastic champagne cork into their anus.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
