Angry Stockholder's definitions

craiganize

To make something suitable for homosexual activity. To modify an object or structure for gay activities.

The young electrician craiganized the bathroom partition by using his hole saw to drill a hole for his weiner sucking and fudge packing pursuits.

by Angry Stockholder June 30, 2019

craigsaw

A saw for drilling Craig holes. Usually used on a drill for drilling gloryholes.

The young electrician used his Craigsaw for drilling gloryholes at work to make it easy for him to Galull.

by Angry Stockholder June 3, 2019

Phonefingering

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.

The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .

by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2019

Galull

The sound someone makes when deep throating a man sausage. To deep throat to the point your eyes water.

When craiging the young electrician took man root so deep in his throat the only sound you could hear was galull.

The porn star was an expert at galulling.

by Angry Stockholder April 19, 2019

Wangbeat

Wangbeat

The gay electrician was a wangbeat in his spare time!

by Angry Stockholder April 6, 2019

Craighole

Craighole - drilling a hole in a wall or partition for homosexual activities .

While bored at work, the young electrician drilled a Craighole to access man root on the down low.

by Angry Stockholder April 2, 2019

board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015