Phonefingering

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.

The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .

by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2019

craiganize

To make something suitable for homosexual activity. To modify an object or structure for gay activities.

The young electrician craiganized the bathroom partition by using his hole saw to drill a hole for his weiner sucking and fudge packing pursuits.

by Angry Stockholder June 30, 2019

Young Electrician

A professional that prefers to get a charge out of being plugged in the wrong recepticals.

Using oral and anal inputs made the man no longer a heterosexual but a young electrician.

by Angry Stockholder July 02, 2019

Backfield in motion

A sex partner that moves around instead of being a passive recipient during coitus.

The young electrician enjoyed sexy and made sure the backfield in motion at the Gloryhole !

by Angry Stockholder February 02, 2020

Shiffty

Shiffty is dishonorable socialist politician, typically from California or New York.

Shiffty makes up lies to discredit fellow politicians.

by Angry Stockholder October 28, 2019

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019