Angry Stockholder's definitions

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

foot tapping

A signal that gay guys use to signify they want sex in a public restroom.

The young electrician resorted to foot tapping every time he entered a men's room stall.

by Angry Stockholder August 21, 2019

Rosebud worship

Someone who is particularly fond of rimming or receiving anal intercourse.

The young electrician was a rosebud worshiper as he was happy to rim or be a catcher!

by Angry Stockholder July 18, 2019

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.

The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.

by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019

Shiffty

Shiffty is dishonorable socialist politician, typically from California or New York.

Shiffty makes up lies to discredit fellow politicians.

by Angry Stockholder October 28, 2019

Phonefingering

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.

The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .

by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2019