Angry Stockholder's definitions

Gobbler

Someone with a fondness for fellatio

The young electrician was known as the best gobbler in the adult bookstore!

by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019

craiganize

To make something suitable for homosexual activity. To modify an object or structure for gay activities.

The young electrician craiganized the bathroom partition by using his hole saw to drill a hole for his weiner sucking and fudge packing pursuits.

by Angry Stockholder June 30, 2019

Rosebud worship

Someone who is particularly fond of rimming or receiving anal intercourse.

The young electrician was a rosebud worshiper as he was happy to rim or be a catcher!

by Angry Stockholder July 18, 2019

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.

The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.

by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019

foot tapping

A signal that gay guys use to signify they want sex in a public restroom.

The young electrician resorted to foot tapping every time he entered a men's room stall.

by Angry Stockholder August 21, 2019

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Hole Goal

Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.

The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.

by Angry Stockholder November 20, 2019