Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

by Angery Goomba Except not November 07, 2019

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020

Phallas

A synonym for dick, except its roblox friendly

Roblox user 1: "My #### is hard"
Roblox user 2: "Try using phallas, it means ####"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020

suckdick

suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.

Person 1: "suckdick"
Person 9: "haha"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg

When you type qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg you have already passed the point of insanity. You have entered a new level of boredom the highest of them all which is named after this very word.

Person 1: " My friend's passed the level of insanity "
Person 2: " How bad is it? "
Person 1: " qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg "

by Angery Goomba Except not December 11, 2019

Simpathize

When a simp sympathizes

Dont simpathize for me bitch

by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020

Slap Griffin

Something usually done on Slap Griffin Day, which is on October 29th.

Griffin: "Today is Slap Griffin Day, time to get slapped"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019