Cannon Cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"
by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020
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Pogger

Pogger is I, Pogger is thy, but if thou posteth cringth, Pogger, is nye
by Angery Goomba Except not April 13, 2020
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suckdick

suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.
Person 1: "suckdick"
Person 9: "haha"
by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019
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HOT PASTRAMI

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 HOT PASTRAMI
Person 1: " I HAVE HOT PASTRAMI FOR LUNCH"
Person 2: "HOT PASTRAMI"
by Angery Goomba Except not January 13, 2020
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Blue 42

When the band plays a fuckin banger
by Angery Goomba Except not January 14, 2020
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Slap Griffin Day

A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.
Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"
by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019
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Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day was on October 29th. It's very epic.
Me: "I'm so sad, we missed Slap Griffin Day..."
You: "We did?! But it's my favourite holiday!"
Griffin: "HOhmygAWD"
by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019
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