Angel of the Morning's definitions

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a state located in the Upper Midwest. The boobs of the girls there tend to droop down to their waists.

"On Wisconsin" is a tedious song.

by Angel of the Morning February 26, 2020

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

A City upon a Hill

"A City upon a Hill" was the name John Winthrop gave to Boston.

"We shall be as a City upon a Hill. The eyes on the world are upon us."

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

nipple bra

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.

Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.

Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.

by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020

free feel

A free feel is what you allow your b.f. is he's been very nice and understanding with you.

Well, Jim listened to my lengthy tale of woe; so I undid my bra under my sweater and let him comfort me with a free feel.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020