Angel of the Morning's definitions

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.

Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

nipple bra

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.

Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!

by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

antipodal exploration

When he tickles your clitoris, he is doing some heavy antipodal exploration.

Matt got me to climax last night with some heavy antipodal exploration.

by Angel of the Morning January 31, 2020

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

titty flasher

A kitty flasher is a girl who will show her boobs in order to get a set of Mardi Gras beads.

Clarissa was a novice titty flasher. She got a haul of 34 Mardi Gras beads from flashing her titties.

by Angel of the Morning February 5, 2020

Wisconsin

Wisconsin is a state located in the Upper Midwest. The boobs of the girls there tend to droop down to their waists.

"On Wisconsin" is a tedious song.

by Angel of the Morning February 26, 2020