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Kulaong

1. noun — A person who scams huge amounts of money—often targeting hardworking OFWs—and does so with a straight face, backed by a talent for pathological lying. A Kulaong can fabricate stories faster than you can say “padala,” and will swear every lie is the truth… even when everyone already knows it isn’t.

2. verb — to kulaong; to deceive someone through elaborate lies while pretending to be trustworthy.
“Bro, don’t trust him with your savings. He’s acting like a total Kulaong.”
by Ang Faraon December 7, 2025
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Rowena

1. noun — A Filipina woman (often older) who unleashes dramatic public outbursts over minor inconveniences. A Rowena is known for tantrums in malls, markets, and government offices, demanding to “talk to the manager” even when there isn’t one.

2. adjective — Describes behavior marked by over-the-top complaints, exaggerated entitlement, and sudden mood swings in public spaces.
Grabeyung nagwala sa pila kanina. Full Rowena mode!”
by Ang Faraon December 7, 2025
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