Definitions by Andy M

ezbone 

easy + bone
indicates that either someone is an easy lay or that someone is well-worth laying

Ed: OMG LOOK ITS THE OLSEN TWINS
Jon: ezbone

Rob: Jess is teh ezbone 4 real
Mike: Whats her #??

ezbone by Andy M November 22, 2005

xln

alternative spelling of "excellent"

jobob: lol the boss just got extradicted to somalia
jodeen: xln

xln by Andy M November 13, 2005

Stroudsburg 

shittiest town you'll find in Eastern Pennslyvania. Filled with "gansta's" "skaters" "punks" etc. etc. Is also soon to be considered the 'sixth borough of new york city'. is inhabbited with all the idoit new yorkers (we never get any of the cool ones, just the idoits)

Can't wait to graduate and move out of Stroudsburg.

Stroudsburg by Andy M April 21, 2005

r33t

stupid, retarded, or annoying

mostly used in chatting, but can be used in real life if you are a complete dork

Guest30403: YO U GOT ANY GAMEZ!~? MP3S!?
gordo: r33t.

r33t by andy M April 6, 2004

self-important 

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat

That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.

self-important by andy M April 2, 2004

lunchmeating 

acting like a lunchmeat
eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz

Look at all those idiot girls lunchmeating across the restaurant.. we're nearly 50 feet away, and I can STILL hear their retarded laughter.

lunchmeating by andy M April 2, 2004

Turd Merchant 

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

Turd Merchant by Andy M December 4, 2003