gilland

A woman who is appreciated by men for her extensive knowledge of the male anatomy and how to use it in new ways.

Hey man you should have seen what me and my girl did last nite. She was actin so gilland my leg started twitching.

by andy April 20, 2005

Chode

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

by Andy June 25, 2004

master-signifier

In Lacanian theory, a signifier which stops the slippage of the signified under the signifier and fixes meaning, thereby forming a stable symbolic order. It is a particular signifier with no signified of its own, which stands in for the "fullness" of the meaning of the symbolic system itself. However, since contingency and lack are taken to be primary in Lacanian theory, it is necessarily arbitrary and is unable to guarantee its own primacy except through arbitrary and ungrounded violence. It is always haunted by the return of the Real.

In my view, this concept is useful but its basis is mistaken. What is repressed is active desire, held down for fear of punishment, and not some kind of ontological void. Lacan is wrong to pose his problems on such a metaphysical level.

by Andy May 07, 2004

cad

Regency-era swear word, meaning a man who doesn't treat women proper.

Regency woman: Forsooth, Eminem, for thou art such a cad!

Eminem: Yo, shut yo mouth yo beeatch, and suck mah cock, and den yall fuck off back to yo own time zone

Regency woman: (faints at hearing so much bad language)

by Andy April 20, 2004

parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"

Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.

by Andy April 08, 2004

grisnoid

the hole in the end of your dick

We made this up 35 years ago when someone said they had no idea what it was called (say a medical term). It is mainly used as an insult: "Bill, you grisnoid!"

by Andy July 22, 2003

bangin

1) Term used to describe a sexy or attractive person.

2) Term used to describe something that is great, wonderful, awesome.

That bitch is bangin' yo! I look bangin' tonight.

Man, that shit is bangin'!

by Andy November 03, 2002