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schlong

A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005
mugGet the schlongmug.

shite

Intentional mispronunciation of shit.
Former WBCN disc jockey Nik Carter used to say "shite" on the radio, as if to get away with it.
by Andrew Schwartz January 30, 2005
mugGet the shitemug.

bafa

Bachelor of arts, fine arts. Unlike a BFA fine arts degree, a BAFA curriculum includes liberal arts general education requirements.

BAFA degrees, curriculums, students and alumni can also be simply called BAFAs.
BAFAs have to take science, literature, and foreign language courses.

BAFAs often have crappy senior shows.

Don't be a BAFA student, you fucken moron.
by Andrew Schwartz November 16, 2004
mugGet the bafamug.

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003
mugGet the Seal the Envelopemug.

skitch

Combination of skit and sketch. Frequently used by members of Friday Night Live, a student comedy troupe at Alfred University.
Your stupid skitch is cut from the show.
by Andrew Schwartz February 25, 2005
mugGet the skitchmug.

referat

A German word referring to a student's assignment to prepare a report and give a lecture. Often used in English among exchange students in lack of a better word.
How did your referat go?

I didn't get to give my referat, because we didn't have time for me to give it. The professor just totally forgot about my referat, so I'll have to do it next week. And I stayed up all night working on my referat!
by Andrew Schwartz July 27, 2005
mugGet the referatmug.

nachsicht

1. Clemency, indulgency, leniency (German)

2. Spoken humorously among exchange students when it's too late to say Vorsicht (Caution, look out)
My friend was almost halfway through crossing the intersection when the taxi was approaching, so I said "Nachsicht!"
by Andrew Schwartz May 8, 2005
mugGet the nachsichtmug.

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