Andrew's definitions

bunt

To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it. When you bunt you can either "make it to first base" or "strike out".

Tristan bunted cat at the party.

by Andrew February 8, 2004

sash

a small peice golden linen often used by the wallruss of him self sir bazza white....

my my bazza thats an aufel nice golden silk sash youve got there that you tenderly pat your wet brow with......

by andrew November 20, 2003

study

To trick ones self into believing that by actually going over your "school" notes it will infact help you in the long term, but instead you just look at all the dumb shit your mates have written on the back of your text book.

me: mum im gonna do some study!
mum: whatever just be back by next week!

by Andrew September 14, 2003

3r33t

Synonym of l33t.

That was some 3r33t shit you had last night.

by Andrew November 23, 2002

fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)

Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"

by Andrew May 24, 2006

JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003

Amazon Fire Crotch

The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.

"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"

by Andrew June 19, 2006