When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.
Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.
Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.
Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.
Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’
by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021
A style of dance generally performed by an individual after dark. It is a convulsive full body thrust often accompanied with sweep the floor. If not done right, could cause serious harm to self and others.
Spike: “Hold my beer, it’s time!”.
Jade: “Do you think it’s a bit early? We haven’t even had dessert.”
Spike: “It’s never too early for the Charleton. Form a circle and Stand back”.
Jade: “Do you think it’s a bit early? We haven’t even had dessert.”
Spike: “It’s never too early for the Charleton. Form a circle and Stand back”.
by Andos Hastos October 01, 2021
by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021
When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.
Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022
Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022