Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
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Pop

Can fix or make anything, loves to be in charge of the BBQ. Builds beautiful historical cars from the ground up. Always willing to help when you need him, has longstanding friendship groups. Everyone loves Russ! Cherishes his family and puts up with Lesley.
Random guy in the street: “Who’s that guy over there?”
“Oh that’s my Pop, he’s the best!”
by Andos Hastos November 01, 2021
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Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 15, 2022
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Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.
Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
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Sue on you

When you have cooious amounts of food on any part of your body.
Everybody: ‘You have sue on you.”
Mum: ‘Where?’ but then licks herself clean like a cat.
by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021
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Mud collective

When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.
Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??
by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022
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Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.
Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
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