17 definitions by Andos Hastos
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
The sweetest lady you will ever meet. Gives the best cuddles, makes the best muffins. Creates the most special cards. Loves her family beyond measure. Puts up with Russell.
by Andos Hastos November 1, 2021
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 15, 2022
A knob.
Jack: That guy over there is such a knob.
Dad: Don’t say that Jack. Do you know what a knob is?
Jack: Yeah. It’s a picky eater.
Dad.l: Nah mate. It’s the end of your dick.
Jack: oops…
Dad: Don’t say that Jack. Do you know what a knob is?
Jack: Yeah. It’s a picky eater.
Dad.l: Nah mate. It’s the end of your dick.
Jack: oops…
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.
Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022
Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022