Andi's definitions

jack skellington

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.

If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!

by Andi February 10, 2005

a minor

A person that is under the age of 18.....that should ACT under the age of 18 and NOT say they are 25...and DRINK...unless they are looking to be RAPED !!!

Geez...did u hear about that kid on Myspace.com that was a minor, but said she was 25 and got raped by some huge ass old pedophile mutha fukka?
Yea---I hear she's pregnant now and has Aids. Real Horror Show

by Andi January 24, 2006

Niwot

Tiny town in Colorado where the buffalo don't roam. Everyone knows everyone and Rosebud's coffee is awesome! In between Boulder and Longmont.

Duuude what are we going to do today? Want to go to Niwot and hang out with some kids from Niwot High? HELL YEA

by Andi April 18, 2004

walls

Interesting term, it means vaginal opening as far as I'm concerned.

"...Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)"

-Trillville, Some Cut

by Andi March 20, 2005

ZX2000

The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK massaging....rather an all together DIFFERENT type of MASSAGE if your gettin my drizzle!

Mmmmmmmmmm. Me so horny. Quick, plug in the ZX2000. Mmmmmmmmm. ZX2000. What would I EVER do if there was a blackout?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Spongebob

A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him! No WONDER he's a flamer!!!

Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business! I'll still let Ivy Rose watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.

by Andi February 17, 2005

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

by Andi February 9, 2005