Andi's definitions

walls

Interesting term, it means vaginal opening as far as I'm concerned.

"...Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)"

-Trillville, Some Cut

by Andi March 20, 2005

twizzlers

A tasty licorice whip treat that comes in Licorice, cherry, strawberry, grape, and my all time favorite, chocolate. Made by Hershey.

Twizzlers kick ass bro. Anyone that doesn't like Twizzlers, should have someone stick one where the sun don't shine, do some in and outs with it, THEN taste it, slappy! You'll be sayin' them Twizzlers is God!

by Andi June 10, 2006

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

by Andi February 9, 2005

a minor

A person that is under the age of 18.....that should ACT under the age of 18 and NOT say they are 25...and DRINK...unless they are looking to be RAPED !!!

Geez...did u hear about that kid on Myspace.com that was a minor, but said she was 25 and got raped by some huge ass old pedophile mutha fukka?
Yea---I hear she's pregnant now and has Aids. Real Horror Show

by Andi January 24, 2006

Niwot

Tiny town in Colorado where the buffalo don't roam. Everyone knows everyone and Rosebud's coffee is awesome! In between Boulder and Longmont.

Duuude what are we going to do today? Want to go to Niwot and hang out with some kids from Niwot High? HELL YEA

by Andi April 18, 2004

TexAss

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

howard stern

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.

Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)

by Andi February 9, 2005