Whizfest

When you both have to take a piss so badly, you sit on the toilet (woman) and spread your legs and the guy pees thru your legs as you are peeing too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Andi, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Whizfest. Real horror show

by Andi June 10, 2006

Symbols

What asswhips on this site seem to always come up with as Urban Slang. If you can't SAY it, it is NOT a WORD, THEREFORE not urban slang!!!!

How can a symbol be a slang word if you can't speak it you Buttmunch?

by Andi June 10, 2006

F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

howard stern

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.

Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)

by Andi February 09, 2005

Le Trapeze

A sex club in the city where people go to have sex, be watched having sex, have orgys, swap, give blow jobs to anyone that sticks a cock in their mouths, and then enjoy a meal at the nice buffet while trying to win broadway show tickets.

Hey---where did you get the Cabaret tickets? They're front row! Cool where'd you get them?
Well...it's really Nacho Business but for the record, I got them at Le Trapese.

by Andi June 10, 2006

You're fired

Phrase that made a Billionaire...a little bit more rich, like he needed it in the first place.

Donald, since you have enough $ to last you your lifetime plus, YOU'RE FIRED....I'm the new spokesperson for The Apprentice!!!

by Andi March 11, 2005

Urine soaked cock

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!

by Andi June 10, 2006