Definitions by AndREW

Straight Edge 

similar to emo in that it was invented by Ian Mackaye but got out of hand and now totally sucks.

Also completley misunderstood, nearly from Day 1.

1)Edge kids blieve in "rules" of no smoking, drinking, drugs or casual sex, with variations of veganism pro-life, etc.

2) Some of these variations are ridiculous and fascist.

But edge wasn't supposed to be rules, it was just supposed to be what you thought was right, and what was good for your health (ahem, getting in fights with smokers may not be too healthy).

1) Edge: STAY TRUE!
Normal Kid: Are you always this uptight?

2) Guy in the mall: (lights up)
Hardline Kid: (beats the shit out of the smoker)

Straight Edge by Andrew August 18, 2004

batty man 

Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"

BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun

1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.

batty man by Andrew August 14, 2004

tlerkey

tlerkey is a key part of the tlippilly language. A insult.

your a tlerkey pooky.

tlerkey by Andrew August 11, 2004

bass clarinet 

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.

boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay

bass clarinet by andrew August 10, 2004

gank 

1. what i do to people(some call it stealing
2. what happens when i turn down a girl cause she is ugly

1. i just ganked seans shoes

2. whoa girl, andrew just ganked your ass

gank by Andrew August 8, 2004

Shplabow 

i heard it on a sprite comercial
i think it means somethin like "oh yeah"

1. a) dude that toy with the afro said "shplabow"

b) look at her butt, thats nice "shplabow"

Shplabow by Andrew August 8, 2004

fart 

a smelly explosion emitted from one's ass. It smells horrible and is usually caused by comsuming baked beans or curry (or both)

Fred ate baked beans and curry for his lunch earlier...he just stank out the classroom.

fart by Andrew August 7, 2004