Anal Czar's definitions

Pork Sock

Another word for an old, worn out vagina.

The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

Unurbanized

Any definition submittal that is rejected by Urban Dictionary.

My definition of "intrepidation" was unurbanized by the authors who decided not to publish it.

by Anal Czar September 29, 2010

Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.

1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.

by Anal Czar September 17, 2010

Flesh Pole

Another word for an erect penis.

Mary was silenced by the nine inch flesh pole that was shoved in her mouth.

by Anal Czar September 27, 2010

Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

by Anal Czar September 7, 2010

Coon Scouts

Scouting for young black youths.

In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.

by Anal Czar November 1, 2010

Butt Daggering

To fuck another persons ass with your hard cock in a manner that resembles stabbing someone to death. Term can also be used to describe prison rape.

Ralph's anus bled like a virgin's pussy after his fifth butt daggering in prison that week.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010