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Nigger Stock

A nigger's bloodline specifically relating to their level of usefulness.
Whoh there Carl, don't go buying you that model cotton-picker. It's got a bum hoof and looks particularly lazy like it's gotta touch of niggeritis. Must come from bad nigger stock.
by Anal Czar November 3, 2010
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Coon Scouts

Scouting for young black youths.
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar November 1, 2010
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Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
by Anal Czar October 26, 2010
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Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.
Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.
by Anal Czar October 24, 2010
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Niggurt

Hey Jamal, this niggurt is da bomb--is that watermelon Kool-Aid I taste? I wish they made a fried chicken flavor too!
by Anal Czar October 24, 2010
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Coonflagration

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.
by Anal Czar October 20, 2010
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Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.
I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.
by Anal Czar October 20, 2010
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