Anal Czar's definitions

Butt Daggering

To fuck another persons ass with your hard cock in a manner that resembles stabbing someone to death. Term can also be used to describe prison rape.

Ralph's anus bled like a virgin's pussy after his fifth butt daggering in prison that week.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Cock Fighting

When two males fight over available pussy.

Bruce and Don were cock fighting over drunk Mary, who notoriously fucks any guy that takes the slut home.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.

Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 26, 2010

Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

Vaginaplasty

A plastic surgery procedure where the vagina is modified usually for aesthetic purposes.

"Hammy" Tammy underwent a routine vaginaplasty so the boys wouldn't tease her.

by Anal Czar September 29, 2010