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Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
by Anal Czar September 20, 2010
mugGet the Shifting Gearsmug.

Butt Daggering

To fuck another persons ass with your hard cock in a manner that resembles stabbing someone to death. Term can also be used to describe prison rape.
Ralph's anus bled like a virgin's pussy after his fifth butt daggering in prison that week.
by Anal Czar September 9, 2010
mugGet the Butt Daggeringmug.

Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.
1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.
by Anal Czar September 14, 2010
mugGet the Craptastrophymug.

Buttfaux

Any enhancement worn by a women to enhance an underdeveloped or sagging rear end.
The girl at the club with the big booty had her rear pumped up in her jeans with the buttfaux she was wearing.
by Anal Czar October 4, 2010
mugGet the Buttfauxmug.

Coon Scouts

Scouting for young black youths.
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar November 1, 2010
mugGet the Coon Scoutsmug.

Coonmunity

A population of negroids living in a niggeropolis (*see definition for niggeropolis).
My coonmunity has 10 Popeye's, daily drive-by shootings, nobody works except hookers and dealers, and everyone's on welfare.
by Anal Czar October 15, 2010
mugGet the Coonmunitymug.

Pork Sock

The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010
mugGet the Pork Sockmug.

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