33 definitions by Anal Czar

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Butt Stuffing

1. (Noun) Another word for poop.

2. (Verb) To get one's poop packed do to a fierce ass pounding.

1. I manufactured a massive load of butt stuffing which clogged the toilet after Thanksgiving dinner.

2. Ralph couldn't shit for a week after the violent butt stuffing he got from the prison boys in the shower.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Coontageous

Transmitted by a coon.

I began to crave watermelon and raising the roof after being in Alabama for a week. I think that may be coontageous.

by Anal Czar October 13, 2010

Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

by Anal Czar October 16, 2010

Coonflagration

A massive burning of coons.

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.

by Anal Czar October 16, 2010

Kill-My-Wife Spray

A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).

I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.

by Anal Czar October 24, 2010

Cooncoffs

Long, unruley dreadlocks worn by most professional athletes nowadays.

Manny Ramirez is well known for his cooncoffs which has drawn recent negative attention.

by Anal Czar October 22, 2010