AnOnymous 's definitions

Ass Hand

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

young'n

A friend, a word to get someone's attention, an inferior person

Whatup young'n/ Ay young'n listen here/ that youngn's a punk

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Goink

To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.

"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Hood Rich

The best damn IMBA team out there

Chenny, LeeLee, DPG, Jitty, puppy, chummy, hoagie, boss

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

dorkocracy

Government of a state by the immediate direction or administration of dorks; hence, the exercise of political authority nerds as representing the dorks.

America is a great country that was founded by dorks. It was originally intended to be a dorkocracy. That's why I'm a registered Dorkocrat today.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

governator

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.

see george bush, or monkey.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003