shroom

mushroom to fuck u up good for self esteam
i ate a lot of shroom and still ahve no phone ##s but ill get some
by Anonymous November 01, 2003
mugGet the shroommug.

503

El Salvador's international country code
503 comin' at chu, mothafuckas!
by anonymous February 17, 2005
mugGet the 503mug.

Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
mugGet the Chairman Phatmug.

HAIMON

son of Kreon, kills himself over lost cuz/bride/lover, who was executed by Haimons father
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
mugGet the HAIMONmug.

Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
by Anonymous January 21, 2006
mugGet the Alisatosismug.

Bollocks

Americans talk bollocks.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
mugGet the Bollocksmug.

fishing for crabs

To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
mugGet the fishing for crabsmug.