Alf

A fake ass bitch. See Jonathon Stenval or Alf.
by anonymous February 15, 2005
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dashboard confessional

I have yet to hear one of their songs, but I know that they, like the Foo Fighters and Incubus, help a lot of guys get laid.
I can't stand emo bands, but if I play a Dashboard Confessional song on an acoustic guitar while pretending to look sensitive, I can get ass and brag about it to my friends the next morning. Yeah!!!
by Anonymous August 22, 2004
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Seductressize

1) A style of 'dance' that is a 'fusion' of striptease, any number of moves from Carmen Electra's 'Aerobic Striptease' instructional DVDs, and some props and costumes.

Technically, this is not a style of dance by any means, however, sex sells and some people who are desperate to get themselves on the market, will slap any description on something if they think it will bring in the 'buyer'.

2) A word that tends to elicit a very angry reaction from REAL bellydancers. Real bellydancers do NOT like to be associated with stripping or striptease in any way, shape, or form.

3) Something women who can't seem to grasp the concept of any other form of physical activity, are very drawn to.
Woman 1: Hey! Wanna come take this funky pole dancing striptease class with me at the local bellydance studio?
Woman 2: You mean... Seductressize?
Woman 1: Yeah! We can like, learn to strip for our boyfriends, and like, burn off the cheesecake and celery we ate for lunch at the same time!
Woman 2: You are like... so smart.
by anonymous July 16, 2006
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virgin wool

a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.
She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.
by anonymous December 22, 2004
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cancer chancer

One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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mailbomb

snail mail - an explosive letter or package

e-mail - sending an overwhelming amount of messages to an address or a site. The intent is to break normal messaging with a massive volume of message traffic.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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blean

No bacon for me, I'm on a diet. Blean.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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