Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)
Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.
by Anonymous May 10, 2004
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renege

a thing most noobs at the game of spades do and end up getting critisized by their fellow spades players endlessly, their partner also most of the time ends up beating the shit out of them after the game
You stupid bitch you just reneged i outta kick your ass
by anonymous March 13, 2004
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granola

A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.
Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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Thong

1.underwear that makes guys horny when they see the strings pulled up and the cheeks of an ass when a girl wheres a dress on a windy day
2. Panties that girls where so that they leave a less distinct pantyline so they dont look like there wearing grandma panties in booty shorts
1. yo did u see that chick walking up the stairs in school? she was wearing a thong and it just makes me wanna jack off to her ass
by Anonymous September 06, 2003
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poom

by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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whoring bitch

Jeanie; Doris; See above^^^
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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Pokemon

A gay show that little stupid kids wasted thier money on
p1: Like my new car that I bought
p2: yeah, were did you get all the money?
p1: U remember da job we got back in 1999, I've been saving da money!
p2: oh
p1: What happen 2 your money?
p2: I spent da fucking money om shity po-gay-mon cards that I fucking lost
p1: ha ha i told ya!
by Anonymous July 03, 2003
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