wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

by Anonymous June 03, 2003

nurofen

Really good word="ibuprofens"ibuprofens/word

Give us some nurofen, bitch.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

diflucan

really f**king nasty

"That's some really repugnant, diflucan shit."

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

quagmeyer

When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend

When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.

by Anonymous April 14, 2006

Tousnel

beep beep

by Anonymous May 03, 2003

cappy

look up crappy

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

back tits

back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs

your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds

by Anonymous August 19, 2003