Definitions by AnOnymous

hair pie

See muff, furburger

hair pie by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Schlong 

See penis, cock, wang, johnson

Whip out yer schlong and go to town...

Schlong by Anonymous November 2, 2002

sign your name 

To ejaculate on something, usually
a female; to coat, to spray etc.

She didn't want to swallow so she asked
me to sign my name between her globes

sign your name by Anonymous November 2, 2002

tap that shit 

To "get up in that", as the homies like to say; also to "tap that ass"

I tapped that shit, yo!

tap that shit by Anonymous November 2, 2002

ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

ejaculate by Anonymous November 2, 2002

bareback

Fucking sans condom

Love that bareback action!

bareback by Anonymous November 2, 2002

go for distance

An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible

I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.

go for distance by Anonymous November 2, 2002