Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration
Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
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O'fay

punk crakca bitch
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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shinner

An Irish colloquialism for a member of the Sinn Fein party, with the aim of restoring Irish unity after 800 years of British occupation.
The Shinners will shake up the system down south.

Labour is screwed with the Shinners on the increase.
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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Bluejack

To send an unsolicited message or 'Contact' file from your own mobile telephone to another mobile telephone, via the 'Bluetooth' short-range radio service.
I am going to bluejack everyone within a 10m radius!
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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paper

the term used to describe when L.S.D is consumed on a small piece of paper (1/4" x 1/4")
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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fanny

US definition. Arse. Can lead to many amusing misunderstandings between atlantic cousins
She has a great fanny.
by Anonymous January 22, 2003
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