lifeguard

the waste of life who sits in a stand for 8 hrs a day. sometimes with no break. bitching about how the job is so hard when no one ever comes swimming there and all the life guard does is eat and burn things and talk shit on other people over the walkeeeeee talkeeeeeee

treasure lake life guards are lazy and I am one of them.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

shortyz

noun; half Canadian, half Mexican, he which inspires such rhymes as: "His name is shortyz, he's the best; all the deejays want to feel his breasts"

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

shortyz

anybody that loves da cock

shortyz: half mexican, half canadian, one hundred percent lover of da cock

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

shortyz

an useless forum faggot who thinks he poses as some sort of significance. a cock bandit who doesn't have shit, doesn't know shit and is just a stupid spic.

<shortyz> pr7 is a 90-93 ls ecu

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

ShoujoMagic

Another word for smut.

Did you see that new ShoujoMagic release, it made me wet.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2004

minty kiss

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003