bilf

bride I'd like to fuck

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone

If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

thunder shnarff

When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.

This girl didn't like to swallow, so I gave her a thunder shnarff

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

screamy

1. Small reddish person
2. Lawn ornament, ie. garden gnome

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

UrbanDictionary.com

A Website for little boys or girls so when a person older than them says a slang term or something they know what they are talking about.

AdultTo other adult : Whoa shit , she got some badonkadonk!
Other Adult : I think i need to wank.
Little GirlTo other adult: What did you do to my puppy ,Wankie ?

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

rabbit ears

Ears that you hold on to have good control over the persons head while they are performing fellatio on you.

Ken wuz happy that dis ho, Amy, had good rabbit ears, otherwise she would have pulled away before he blew, da bitch ain't no goo gobbler!

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

skiny pumpkins

the coolest.

shit man, thats shiny pumpkins!

by Anonymous July 20, 2003