(noun) Those fuckers with the slicked back hair that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks and all they do is walk around with those stupid fucking velvety shirts with their dumbass fat hairy chest exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the earth.
by anonymous November 12, 2003
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An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.
pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.
by Anonymous November 01, 2003