Kirk Construct

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
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paton

cok-sucka
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zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.
After me ride I zuffled.
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VoodooCowboy

Possibly the reincarnation of Jesus. Maybe not.. who knows
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bluenoser

Mike Farinacci
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sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule
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homothug

a male who wants to be known as a straight (heterosexual) male to society put enjoys sex with men on the DL
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
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