Definitions by AnOnYmOuS
Gentlemen Juice
The white sticky stuff that spurts out of your cock when it is rubbed. Girls usually like it all over their face.
Mr Brown splattered his Gentlemen Juice all over his year 11 students when they didnt do their coursework.
Gentlemen Juice by Anonymous September 10, 2003
mermaid
A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.
Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.
Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.
Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Ranger
1. A division of the armed forces trained in close-combat and raiding tactics.
2. Any of a number of Texan lawmen operating on the open range.
3. Federally employed caretakers of our national wildlife preserves.
4. A warrior class in the D&D game characterised by the good base attack bonus, 10-sided hit die, and a selection of druid spells and woodcraft-related skills.
5. One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.
And what would a mere ranger know of such things?
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.
5. In the works of JRR Tolkien, warriors of Numenorian descent living in the north, called Dunedain, or in the sound, called the Rangers of Illithien. They were woodsmen and fighters, trained in combatting Orcs, Trolls, and undead, who patrolled the areas of Gondor and the Shire to keep its borders safe from the Shadow of the Enemy.
2. Any of a number of Texan lawmen operating on the open range.
3. Federally employed caretakers of our national wildlife preserves.
4. A warrior class in the D&D game characterised by the good base attack bonus, 10-sided hit die, and a selection of druid spells and woodcraft-related skills.
5. One o' them rangers. Dangerous folk they are, livin' in the wild... around here we just call him Strider.
And what would a mere ranger know of such things?
This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your alliegance.
5. In the works of JRR Tolkien, warriors of Numenorian descent living in the north, called Dunedain, or in the sound, called the Rangers of Illithien. They were woodsmen and fighters, trained in combatting Orcs, Trolls, and undead, who patrolled the areas of Gondor and the Shire to keep its borders safe from the Shadow of the Enemy.
LightingBlast
LightingBlast by Anonymous September 10, 2003
RIAA
Bottomfeeders who price gouge on CDs and screw artists out of what is rightfully theirs by forcing them sign draconian contracts. Fail to recognize that CDs are a dying medium, and that P2P networks are the wave of the future. Shuts down P2P networks by claiming they are costing the artists money, when the RIAA itself is in fact the biggest leech/thief of them all. Consists largely of older, conservative/reactionary suits who know nothing about music. Universally hated for its stupidity and hypocrisy, the RIAA constantly moves its servers in a futile effort to prevent them from being hacked.