AnDrEw's definitions

QGUT

Acronym for Quiet, Grown Ups Talking, used when some one immature attempts to interject a useless comment into a conversation, thread or chat.

A troll kept posting insults in the chatroom, but after a few QGUTs from the mod, he got the message and left.

by Andrew November 24, 2003

calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005

pee pee can

a toilet

i need to use your pee pee can

by andrew June 7, 2003

Figgy

- The coolest guy ever...sum1 whos last name is newton.... comes from the very berry bars of yumness Fig Newtons

Originated from Andrew Newton of Yorba Linda, Ca

Andrew Newton sounds gay......let's call him Figgy!!!!

by Andrew March 2, 2005

Fiar

A person that is a fucking liar!

Dude, Jim is such a fiar, he's never gotten laid.

by Andrew December 2, 2003

ciriL

to pimp out

he is such a ciriL... damn!

by andrew June 23, 2004

highbrary

When you got more than 1 type of weed in your possesion. From tha Bay Area.

Yo what type of weed you want I got a Highbrary.

by Andrew November 24, 2004