dilf

DILF .. Dog I'd like to fuck

"j esus honey, your dalmation is a pentaped! "

by Andy August 20, 2004

Gwindor

A noble Elf from Nargothrond, Gwindor became Turin's companion following the tragic slaying of Beleg. He guided Beleg to Ivrin and healed his soul before taking him to Nargothrond. Gwindor was slain in combat when the forces of Nargothrond clashed with those of Morgoth.

A character in Tolkien's 'The Silmarillion'.

by Andy May 11, 2004

salty

Out of luck; High and dry

By the time he got the handle it was empty. "Shit man" he said, "I'm salty."

by Andy November 03, 2002

ming

Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"

Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!

by Andy April 13, 2005

deadie

An offensive term for a hologram, i.e. someone who is dead (but maintained physically as a holographic projection based on computer records of memories etc.). Used on the TV show Red Dwarf.

"You livies hate us deadies" (Arnold Rimmer).

by Andy April 19, 2004

nongy

Condom

Put your nongy on before you shag me

by Andy September 29, 2003

Dirty Joey the 2nd

A person gets a Dirty Joey, however during it his asshole quiffers

Damn it Joe, I told you not to quiffe while I am giving you a Dirty Joey.

by Andy September 02, 2004