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Definitions by Amerikaner

magazine 

1. A container, which holds ammunition. Unlike a clip, they can be freely removed from the weapon, without ejecting the clip altogether, if such a procedure is able to be executed at all.

Often times, they are confused with "clips." A "clip" is an exposed container of ammunition, always in the form of a stripper clip for rifles and semi-automatic handguns, or a speed-loading clip for revolvers. Saying "clip," rather than "magazine," instantly qualifies you as an ignoramous. Don't do it.

2. A soft, paper booklet, which is sized in standard paper, commonly. Most magazines concern the mundane, such as homes, cars, jewelry, or celebrities. If you read the latter, you are a doucher who is to be exterminated, via firing squad.
1. Call it a clip again, you son of a bitch, and I'll bash your fucking head in with this here magazine, until the trauma has rendered you in a comatose, if not dead, and the rounds have all discharged into your ear, or are on the ground.

2. Playboy and Penthouse are such splendid magazines, though I too like PCGamer US.
magazine by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
German for "superior," "super," "over," "above," and "beyond," among other things. As with many German words, the context dictates the proper denotation.

Without the diaresis above the "u," the word must be written as "ueber," otherwise it is improper. "Uber" is no such word; it doesn't exist.
über by Amerikaner August 24, 2006

Jonathon Davis 

A man easily worth his own page, Davis is the lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn (generally written as KoRn or with the Cyrillic character which appears to be a backward "R"). His lyrical quality is superb, though See You On the Otherside isn't his best work.
Jonathon Davis is fucking ownage! As I've previously stated, he needs his own page.
Jonathon Davis by Amerikaner August 24, 2006
1. A Korn song; the acronym means: "All Day I Dream About Sex." It is, obviously, a sex song.

2. A brand of apparel, created by Adolf Dassler, obviously. It is not "gangster" clothing, you fucking shitheads, as it was created by a German. It does NOT mean, "All Day I Dream About Sports" or "... Shoes"
1. Honestly, somehow it always seems that I'm dreaming of
something I can never be.
It dosen't bother me, 'cause I will always be that pimp I see
in all of my fantasies.

I don't know your fucking name, so what? Let's...

Yep, ADIDAS is that cool.

2. You stupid "thugs," remove your heads from your asses and realize you're a bunch of retarded ignoramouses, and stop claiming everything you wear is "gangster." While you're at it, come out of the closet.
ADIDAS by Amerikaner August 24, 2006